Soaking Wet Songkran Hookers
My favorite holiday in the world is coming up in the middle of this month. The Thai New Year, also called Songkran. What started as a simple water ceremony has become a country-wide water fight. Pattaya is the best place to celebrate this, because everything is closed, and the city’s tens of thousands of prostitutes all come into the street in their skimpy clothes to get soaking wet and drunk for the whole day. It is the sexiest, most fun day in the entire world. You still have time to buy your tickets to Thailand.
