About five years ago I fucked my first Asian girl. I was on vacation in Thailand with my wife and was getting a massage. This 25 year old skinny girl from Isaan started stroking my oiled cock and gave me more than a happy ending – she fucked my brains out of my aging skull while my wife was getting a massage in the next room!

Five years later and I am happily divorced and living in Thailand. I don’t know what ever happened to that massage girl, but who cares. I’ve been with 1000 girls since, and there’s more where they came from.

This blog is for those of you who have whored around in Thailand or neighboring countries and are nostalgic, those of you looking to come here and want some honest stories, and anyone who absoluely adores these Little Brown Fuck Machines.

I’ll share my personal stories, reliable stories from friends, and the adventures of some famous sexpats. Everything you read here is 100% TRUE. No big fish stories here, Get ready for the Real Thing!